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Kimberly Ann Hawes

Kimberly Ann Hawes

Illustrated Black woman walking confidently and tossing dollar bills with a skeptical expression and question mark, representing a test of AI prompts to make money.

Yes, I’m testing the AI Prompts to Make $1K in 30 Days — Passport Profits

Alright y’all, check it out — I’m actually going to try these…

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Unites States satire cartoon showing America as a confused caped superhero while a robot corrects an official government document.

AS THE “UNITES” STATES TURNS: EPISODE 2— AI GET A CAPE, AMERICA LOSES A LETTER

Previously on As the Unites States Turns… The White House gathered the…

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Eric Schmitt Jack Smith Hawks Hawkeyes political cartoon showing a senator’s failed basketball conspiracy theory during a chaotic Senate hearing.

Eric Schmitt Jack Smith Hawks Hawkeyes: A Conspiracy That Tripped Over a Mascot

Previously on The Young and the Perjurious…Starring Eric Schmitt Jack Smith Hawks…

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REMOTE RETAIL CONSULTING BUSINESS: TURN WHAT YOU NOTICE INTO PASSPORT PROFITSS

I can walk into a beautiful boutique, admire the products, speak to…

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Trump Power Grid Emergency: Apparently Transformers Are Political Now

The Trump power grid emergency has officially arrived, which is how I…

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Woman scanning a National Park Service QR code inviting park visitors to share feedback, while Bigfoot walks unnoticed in the background.

NATIONAL PARK SERVICE QR CODE: THE GOVERNMENT ASKED AMERICANS TO REPORT NEGATIVE HISTORY. THAT WENT WELL.

Well, y’all. The National Park Service QR code story has landed on…

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FREE BIRD IS NOW MY PERSONALITY DISORDER

I have recently discovered that “Free Bird” is apparently my theme song….

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FBI + BESTIALITY + US CONGRESSIONAL HEARING, WTF?

There are certain sentences I never expected to write, and “the FBI…

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Woman checking an empty mailbox for a fictional government check while her neighbor watches from the porch.

SHE HAS CHECKED THAT MAILBOX 47 TIMES. THE FICTIONAL GOVERNMENT CHECK IS STILL MISSING.

Every afternoon, she approaches the mailbox dressed for financial deliverance. The fictional government check does not exist, but that has not interrupted the ceremony.

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Illustrated grocery checkout scene featuring a large gold check reading “$5,000 (SIKE)” between a MAGA shopper and a skeptical Black cashier.

The $5,000 Trump Dividend Is Sitting in the Same Mailbox as Your DOGE Check

On September 9, at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, President Trump…

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  • ABOUT
  • FROM THE EDITOR
  • PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    • ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA
  • PASSPORT PROFITS
  • THE DAILY “F” WORD
  • THE UNFUCKABLE LIFESTYLE
    • Food & Booze
    • Style
    • Travel
  • SHOP
  • CONTACT THE UNFUCKABLE TIMES
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